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About meganmagee : I'm a writer. I like animals more than I like people. I cannot live without books. I love thunderstorms. I think I'm petty enough not to need make-up. Dead people scare me. I love corsets. I hate high heels. I love my long brown curly hair. I hate my big brown eyes.
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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
Friday 12 February 2016