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meganmagee
  • Town/Country : Summerville, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About meganmagee : I'm a writer. I like animals more than I like people. I cannot live without books. I love thunderstorms. I think I'm petty enough not to need make-up. Dead people scare me. I love corsets. I hate high heels. I love my long brown curly hair. I hate my big brown eyes.

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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16436) - you deserved it (83317)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41968) - you deserved it (7407)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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