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  • Town/Country : Tuscaloosa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 February 1980 (34 years)
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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