Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 February 1980 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

meganfoxsbitch's page activity

Visits<b>iPixelCheese</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 5:06pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 6:43pm<b>caitlinnielsen1</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 1:53pm<b>rosesong2494</b> - the 01/12/2013 at 5:54pm<b>ThecomingofTan</b> - the 01/14/2012 at 5:30am<b>kitties</b> - the 12/21/2011 at 3:11pm<b>kewlstoribro</b> - the 12/19/2011 at 7:13pm

meganfoxsbitch's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

meganfoxsbitch's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (12671)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: