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Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

#20423578
118 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY... I LEREND FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S TEACHER THAT SHE HAS BEEN WEREING THE SAME SHRT 4 THE PAST FEW WEEKS... EVER SINCE WE HAD A FIGHT ABOUT HOW I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER. FML

#20117763
202 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on mah bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently mah mom has boundary issues, mah dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing . FML

#19437878
117 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, A Little Grl I Give Orse-riding Lessons To Told Me Se Ad Savd Up $8.00 For Er Own Pony. I Laugd And Tougt Ow Cute Se Was, Ten Realizd Tat Was More Tan I Ave In Own Savings Account. Mega FML

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102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -



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