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Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11709) - you deserved it (55616)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by TBaggins00 (man) - United States (Illilois)

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56606) - you deserved it (15693)

On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78275) - you deserved it (5078)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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