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Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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