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megamandude455
  • Town/Country : Simi Valley, USA USA USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 376
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
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I agree, your life sucks (7981) - you deserved it (56919)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44724) - you deserved it (6080)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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