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About mega20913 : Just a cool guy
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Why am I up so early?
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 22 May 2015