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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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