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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meg13rocks : I like to stalk people's profiles. (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm always open to meeting new people, so go ahead and shoot me a message. (:

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Visits<b>Dick_diamond</b> - yesterday at 2:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:37pm<b>papasmurf07</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 8:28pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:53pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:00pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 2:13pm<b>SyntheticSound</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:25am<b>sethr_di</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:00pm<b>RedneckTrucker20</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:44am<b>Bretzelife</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 5:08pm<b>naxeeb</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:46pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:48pm<b>idiotgenius</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:43am<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:45am<b>NebulaNick</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>brewmasterg</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:03am

Fucked!<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:25am<b>sethr_di</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:55am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:32am<b>NebulaNick</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:20am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 7:15pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 10:14pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:21pm<b>offdaily</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 8:37pm<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 4:31am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:18pm<b>tmac815</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 7:37pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 10:36pm<b>Brandon4312</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 1:43am<b>mohamed_H</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 12:29pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 3:26am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:57pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 7:47pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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meg13rocks's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

#21338417
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (5440)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57512) - you deserved it (17249)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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