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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About meg13rocks : I like to stalk people's profiles. (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm always open to meeting new people, so go ahead and shoot me a message. (:

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Visits<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:07am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:37am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:32pm<b>SampleSext</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:17am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:10pm<b>katttt21</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:04am<b>oloy</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:33pm<b>Soccer_Ninja01</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 12:34am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:21pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:15am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 4:50pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:48pm<b>DipDipPotatoChip</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:32pm<b>TB584</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:19am<b>kct101</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:40pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:03pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:28am

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:31pm<b>Soccer_Ninja01</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:34am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:49pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:28am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:35am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:23am<b>baseball27LD</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:57pm<b>SampleSext</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:46pm<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:43pm<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:53pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:32pm<b>milkman18</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:22pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:10pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:34pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:04am<b>moron011</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 8:27pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:25am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:48am

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meg13rocks's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (157) - you deserved it (37)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

#21338417
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (5767)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41449) - you deserved it (5447)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57638) - you deserved it (17274)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83517) - you deserved it (11027)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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