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Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

#20122007
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19276) - you deserved it (5243)

On 10/18/2012 at 1:33am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

#20120590
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (4357) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML

#20041954
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I agree, your life sucks (20613) - you deserved it (2358)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
76 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version



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