About medic345 : Michelle. Paramedic. firefighter. Feminine. In my mid twenties. Anything either pink and sparkly, or wounded and bloody -I'm diverse like that. Tattoos..used to have stretched ears, but not conducive to my career ;). Until you have had to pull a Dildo out of a mans ass en route to a hospital,your days not that bad. I have a daughter who could kick your sons butt. My humor is dark and inappropriate. Not for the easily offended. I recently quit drinking beer......i switched to vodka. Don't sniff the glue.
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my five year old daughter asked me why I wipe with sticks. I was very confused, so she then… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought… Today, I discovered our dog anxiety-sharts in his sleep. I found this out after a couple nights of…