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About medic345 : Michelle. Paramedic. firefighter. Feminine. In my mid twenties. Anything either pink and sparkly, or wounded and bloody -I'm diverse like that. Tattoos..used to have stretched ears, but not conducive to my career ;). Until you have had to pull a Dildo out of a mans ass en route to a hospital,your days not that bad. I have a daughter who could kick your sons butt. My humor is dark and inappropriate. Not for the easily offended. I recently quit drinking beer......i switched to vodka. Don't sniff the glue.

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