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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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mectain's favorite FMLs

Today , I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work cuz I couldn't afford to pay bus fare . FML

#21260606
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (4386)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47841) - you deserved it (4841)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45173) - you deserved it (23514)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a brthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. Frst thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. real FML

#20937690
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (33774)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today , I Had My First Interview In Over A Year. I Panicked And Passed Out. FML

#20932303
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39062) - you deserved it (5873)

On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Taday after months of patiently waiting, I finally got mah roommates out of the house fir the night so I could have sex with mah boyfriend fir the first time without being interruptd. He couldn't get it up. FML

#20864109
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54968) - you deserved it (6991)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Kiddo (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday after months of patiently waiting, I finally got mah roommates out of the house fir the night so I could have sex with mah boyfriend fir the first time without being interruptd. He couldn't get it up. FML

#20864109
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54968) - you deserved it (6991)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Kiddo (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML

#20574621
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52226) - you deserved it (17724)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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