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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mecreys : I'm awesome

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Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

#20569253
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I agree, your life sucks (32048) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/31/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by pissed_off_girl - United States (Virginia)

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (5348)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7284) - you deserved it (32182)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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