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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25948) - you deserved it (1606)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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