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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1884
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meb123hazel : I'm a rower, science nerd, and on my way to becoming a doctor in the military

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meb123hazel's favorite FMLs

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (32342)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (6214)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
123 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26394) - you deserved it (3512)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
74 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

#14660867
86 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15146) - you deserved it (38138) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
84 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21181) - you deserved it (85269)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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