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About meb123hazel : I'm a rower, science nerd, and on my way to becoming a doctor in the military

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meb123hazel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (5807)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6423) - you deserved it (48460)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29188) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (7974)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26241) - you deserved it (3682)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29422) - you deserved it (3430)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45099) - you deserved it (5048)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11999) - you deserved it (31199)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35255) - you deserved it (2429)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8090) - you deserved it (61778)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (5801)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8627) - you deserved it (53196)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9169) - you deserved it (35758)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium



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