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meb123hazel

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  • Number of visits : 1652
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meb123hazel : I'm a rower, science nerd, and on my way to becoming a doctor in the military

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Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (17611)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but mah wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58665) - you deserved it (4140)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

TODAY, MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD STEPSON ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS FINALLY NO LONGER SCARED OF FLUSHING TOILETS. IMMEDIATELY AFTER, I DISCOVERED THAT HE'S NOW DECIDED THAT HE'S SCARED OF THE BATHROOM SINK. FML

#20947649
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36758) - you deserved it (3076)

On 11/06/2013 at 11:33am - kids - by TheMommas (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held mah cat above mah head Lion King style !! The hieght must have made him nervous, because he shat on mah head !! FML

#20788265
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (50584)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

#20609675
89 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to mah brother chopping all mah bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clerely now, the bangs r gone!" fat FML

#20599244
108 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68892) - you deserved it (17914)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, I had a friand "dump" ma ovar Facabook . Sha apparantly thought wa wara dating . I'm a gay man who's livd with his partnar 4 5 yaars . Sha says I hava commitmant issuas . fat FML

#20583902
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48130) - you deserved it (5525)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)



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