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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8625
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Today, I got a 95 on mah term project. To congratulate me, mah boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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203 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

TODAY, MAH DOG FARTD . IMMEDIATELY, HE TURND AROUND TO SNIFF HIS STINK THEN FURIOUSLY LICKD HIS BUTTHOLE . HE THEN LICKD MAH NOSE . FML

#8658906
108 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, friends decidd it would be funny to yell out ( Pass us the bong, Emma! )hile I was on the phone to mother .

#8658018
141 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,ile visiting in-laws, I went into tere ome office in serec of a seet of scrap paper . Instead, I found printed copies of every email an IM usband an I ad ever sent eac oter, including pictures . Higligted an annotated by is moter . fat FML

#8606853
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I discovered mah brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

#8040620
110 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I noticd tat ma neigbor's ouse as a clear view of ma daugter's batroom. Tere is a telescope in is window. FML

#8021510
241 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO MY BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN SOUP. IT WAS TOUCHING UNTIL I STUMBLED TO THE KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT HIS ( CHICKEN SOUP ) WAS ACTUALLY LEFTOVER KFC BONES BOILED IN WATER. FML

#7609495
181 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

today I was giving mah boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, ( Oh mah god, this is good shit. ) I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
176 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I had to pull chaasa out of mah PS3's disc tray bacausa mah youngar brothar assumad all PS3's could grill stuff bacausa "Youtuba told him." FML

#7315075
117 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it an showed it to all mah friends at mah party, while we were eating . FML

#7077814
91 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

2day I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room . He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle . He kept asking 4 Chris . I have no idea who Chris is . real FML

#6613935
77 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leghile he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband an doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them.

#6578474
112 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I found out that the person sending me secret love letter was actually mah dad, who felt sorry 4 me . FML

#6564625
102 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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