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meadowlark
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 7790
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About meadowlark : I wanna be a superstar.

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Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (16437) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (26389) - you deserved it (19247)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (6024)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (22871) - you deserved it (6679)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

#12782393 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (1980)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

#12782380 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (17586) - you deserved it (3910)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by dontworrybehappy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

#12781520 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (32237)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Lozza111 - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (10202) - you deserved it (23588)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (21223) - you deserved it (5904)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (2584)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

#12004673 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (18421) - you deserved it (9922)

On 07/20/2010 at 3:01pm - love - by Ohshucks! - United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (3042)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (9529) - you deserved it (31175)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

#11991356 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (15519) - you deserved it (6193)

On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (8860) - you deserved it (47451)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (woman) - United States (Illinois)