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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 489
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About me234 : Oh, I'm just your typical "teenage" vampire.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44655) - you deserved it (8829)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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