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About me234 : Oh, I'm just your typical "teenage" vampire.
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015