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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About me234 : Oh, I'm just your typical "teenage" vampire.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49052) - you deserved it (9503)

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