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mcxhunni
  • Town/Country : Dothan, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 5251
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
72 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

#627
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On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
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On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
112 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

#489
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
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On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
13 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -



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