About mcxhunni : very bored, lol
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Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by soundbox - United States (Florida)
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)
Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)
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