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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5892
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

#4106
80 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
44 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

#2805
18 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML

#2732
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by soundbox - United States (Florida)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
42 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
90 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
89 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

#1353
17 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
138 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
35 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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