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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6947
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

#214939
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51577) - you deserved it (4014)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

#214067
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56019) - you deserved it (7457)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

#207731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71755) - you deserved it (7336)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

#194436
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15710) - you deserved it (69905)

On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

#192974
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29819) - you deserved it (139532)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

#190335
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43396) - you deserved it (6900)

On 03/02/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by nerd (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

#167901
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29779) - you deserved it (85377)

On 03/01/2009 at 1:58am - intimacy - by fmlisthebomb (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164086) - you deserved it (14898)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27836) - you deserved it (96240)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51422) - you deserved it (5194)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (268429) - you deserved it (63185)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13572) - you deserved it (48808)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

#137064
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65494) - you deserved it (8493)

On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (38181)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

#121386
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44050) - you deserved it (4968)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by jcc (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)



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