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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5617
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcxhunni : very bored, lol

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Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (6641)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
174 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
75 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

#13754540
128 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

#13729352
111 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

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On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML

#13590794
120 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 3:05pm - intimacy - by shiznit - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

#13586987
49 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 4:28am - intimacy - by kimbo (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
212 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
200 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
142 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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