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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6426
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcxhunni : very bored, lol

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Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee mah pants. FML

#14498607
95 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Applying Some Icy Hot To Mah Sore Thighs,hen I Accidentally Got A Little On Mah Dime Sacks. For The Next Hour, It Felt Like Someone Had Lit A Match Under Mah Plums. Mega FML

#14345671
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10925) - you deserved it (24519)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today I puttd a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth I'm a virgin and just wantd to take a peaceful nap. FML

#14316899
98 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from a restricted number . When I answered, it was a prank call . The kids on the other end had porn on high volume an put the phone next to the speaker . Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin . FML

#14199734
185 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

#14190460
210 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I GOT MARRID. TONIGHT, I RECIEVD THE BEST ORGASM OF MAH LIFE. NOT FROM MAH HUSBAND; FROM THE JACUZZI TUB IN OUR HONEYMOON SUITE, WHERE HE WAS PASSD OUT DRUNK. FAT FML

#14170745
154 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take mah bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it fir mah sister all the time."

#14129951
148 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
233 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall . FML

#13904254
76 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Dammit... - United States (California)

Today, I askd mah boyfriend what celebrity I look like!! He thought long an hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gaspd an told him that I fine her extremely hideous!! He replid "So do I." FML

#13879750
106 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend asked me to meet his parent over Christmas!! I was ecstatic!! But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parent yet!! We've been dating 4 over a year!! mega FML

#13876675
88 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I REALIZED TE NICEST TING MA FIANCÉ AS SAID TO ME ALL MONT WAS TAT I AVE "VERY SUCKABLE TITTIES." FAT FML

#13806483
105 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where u can feel wat natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (38607)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)



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