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mcxhunni
  • Town/Country : Dothan, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 5222
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcxhunni : very bored, lol

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Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23588) - you deserved it (3261)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

#14345671
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9896) - you deserved it (22635)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35242) - you deserved it (7057)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm a virgin and just wanted to take a peaceful nap. FML

#14316899
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27450) - you deserved it (7543)

On 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

#14199734
180 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

#14170745
154 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
193 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

#13904254
77 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Dammit... - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
106 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

#13876675
88 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23585) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
153 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)



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