Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mcxhunni

Search for a member

mcxhunni

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5707
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcxhunni : very bored, lol

mcxhunni's page activity

Visits<b>mif</b> - 2 hours ago<b>tonester456</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 5:28pm<b>dimos4ever</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 4:11am<b>Yogibob</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:28pm<b>max5692</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 1:08pm<b>fammyfamiko</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 4:58pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 8:49pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 12:17am<b>Budderchook</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 9:42am<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 1:53pm<b>julako</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 5:51pm<b>ActionFearo</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 5:05pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 8:53pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 5:31am<b>JandTaco</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 12:00pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 4:37pm<b>T9FTW</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 7:04am<b>jbrister111</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 2:20am

mcxhunni's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

mcxhunni's favorite FMLs

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

#12304319
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38383) - you deserved it (3668)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39940) - you deserved it (3398)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

#12294723
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10400) - you deserved it (127816)

On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

#12293464
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (6801)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML

#12278054
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (3586)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

#12271969
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28825) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML

#12271784
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12375) - you deserved it (23287)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by toomuchlove (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

#12212873
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13229) - you deserved it (23902)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (9381)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (9381)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34642) - you deserved it (13547)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22400) - you deserved it (28673)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

#12144895
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (12153)

On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34623) - you deserved it (15217)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: