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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6776
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

#12595665
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32501) - you deserved it (16563)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

#12563686
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (7910)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

#12550776
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29827) - you deserved it (2942)

On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

#12549238
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (5797)

On 08/15/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by Tingly (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

#12544003
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18959) - you deserved it (39075)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

#12539128
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29326) - you deserved it (3892)

On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35222) - you deserved it (4969)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39317) - you deserved it (2627)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

#12534816
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12807) - you deserved it (30503)

On 08/15/2010 at 4:42am - misc - by Lifeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46383) - you deserved it (4763)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38532) - you deserved it (2697)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (18612)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

#12519731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31308) - you deserved it (3659)

On 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by Chad - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

#12518999
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10137) - you deserved it (32537)

On 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7095) - you deserved it (43286)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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