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mcxhunni
  • Town/Country : Dothan, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 4396
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcxhunni : very bored, lol

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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13546) - you deserved it (58534)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34635) - you deserved it (15763)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45049) - you deserved it (6764)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

#16313675
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29675) - you deserved it (6687)

On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28323) - you deserved it (6429)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51355) - you deserved it (7809)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33378) - you deserved it (13447)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
194 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

#16199219
73 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66895) - you deserved it (16991)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10570) - you deserved it (39693)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40372) - you deserved it (14092)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (8879)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11393) - you deserved it (64773)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
466 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36014) - you deserved it (5953)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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