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mct_1087

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  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 62 posted

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mct_1087's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:30am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous