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About mcrepas : Blah, blah, blah. Who cares what I have to say about myself, I mean really.
But if you are interested...
I think people that complain about closed minded people are idiots since it's their mind that is closed since they can't accept another person's point of view.
I think it's really amusing how people say keep your comments to yourself if they disagree and hate someone for being a "hater."
I think this is a fun app and love that it passes the time. The comments are most of the time pointless to read but I do have a few favorite commenters I get a good kick out of.
Messages are welcomed as well as massages, though no one has taken me up on the second one yet... I will gladly share my opinion and hopefully a laugh with you about things in messages. Most of my opinions differ from the "fml family," but I don't really care.
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