Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mcm_3

Search for a member

mcm_3

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mcm_3 : Im your normal 13 year-old canadian guy. I play hockey, I run, and I(although Im horrible at it) like football. Im a gamer and like the color orange. Im a straight 'A' student and know lots of pretty much useless information. So go ahead and message me, I'll probably respond....... eventually.

mcm_3's page activity

Visits<b>TheTragicTruth06</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 1:00pm<b>dandee_one</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 7:59am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:42pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:12pm<b>buonotomato</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 6:39pm<b>domking1315</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 4:52pm<b>Aquaman911</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 12:16pm<b>ramajada</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:20am<b>mymumdidntloveme</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 7:56am<b>adultchild</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 3:17pm<b>tuckit</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 2:45pm<b>smile_because</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 5:04pm<b>oliveod</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 1:37pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 10:56pm<b>az3pic</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 9:00pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 7:07pm<b>wisedragon</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 7:03pm<b>3051628</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 6:34pm

mcm_3's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of mcm_3's badges

mcm_3's favorite FMLs

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

#20868590
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46191) - you deserved it (2415)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

#20867471
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38812) - you deserved it (6609)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

#20867437
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38622) - you deserved it (2989)

On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17763) - you deserved it (127323)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

#20864106
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (7941)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

#20864021
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41122) - you deserved it (6727)

On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

#20863117
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46677) - you deserved it (5891)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

#20861465
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39598) - you deserved it (3248)

On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today, I found out after spending my life's income on paying for my grandma's cancer treatment that she has been faking it. FML

#20859354
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50491) - you deserved it (2826)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm - health - by scammed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

#20841635
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51850) - you deserved it (4266)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

#20442364
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (5979)

On 01/04/2013 at 9:08am - love - by damn (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

#20076161
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (1571)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML

#19990134
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (4004)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: