About mcm_3 : Im your normal 13 year-old canadian guy. I play hockey, I run, and I(although Im horrible at it) like football. Im a gamer and like the color orange. Im a straight 'A' student and know lots of pretty much useless information. So go ahead and message me, I'll probably respond....... eventually.
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by GotMyBitchBack / 09/05/2013 at 7:02am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML
by lostinspace / 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML
by jfanous / 09/01/2013 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
by faulty plumbimg! / 08/31/2013 at 8:14am / India / Health
by scammed / 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
by damn / 01/04/2013 at 9:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
by Anonymous / 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm / France / Work
by Anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 1:27am / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,…