About mcm_3 : Im your normal 13 year-old canadian guy. I play hockey, I run, and I(although Im horrible at it) like football. Im a gamer and like the color orange. Im a straight 'A' student and know lots of pretty much useless information. So go ahead and message me, I'll probably respond....... eventually.
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by stop thief / 06/26/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
by Lindsey / 05/24/2014 at 11:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
by butterbody / 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by idiot says pussy / 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2014 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm / Cyprus (Nicosia) / Miscellaneous
by cmart_9 / 10/29/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by iet_Wyrda / 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm / Animals
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I… Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't… Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything…