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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1104
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mcleod : FML stories are great. In most cases they make me appreciate the days I thought were bad. In other cases my thoughts on the growing number of idiots in the world is reinforced.

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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (8477)

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