About mcleod : FML stories are great. In most cases they make me appreciate the days I thought were bad. In other cases my thoughts on the growing number of idiots in the world is reinforced.
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by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by princev / 06/18/2011 at 6:32am / United States / Health
Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
by Alec / 06/15/2011 at 5:02am / United States / Health
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by Diesel / 05/03/2011 at 10:23am / Belgium (Luxembourg) / Transportation
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 7:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
by oumalina / 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
by JDLAX1924 / 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2009 at 10:52am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…