About mcknjack : Someone at the dog park with their poodle scowled at me and asked how much it costs to feed my 3 big dogs. I told him that I wasn't sure, but it definitely costs less than a home security system.
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Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Kids
by DOCMONROE / 09/30/2013 at 6:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by A.Summers / 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
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by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
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by luvmypony / 08/26/2013 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Work
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