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About mcknjack : Someone at the dog park with their poodle scowled at me and asked how much it costs to feed my 3 big dogs. I told him that I wasn't sure, but it definitely costs less than a home security system.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, as I walked back to my car, an elderly lady pointed at the passenger window and told me I should be in jail for leaving my son in the car alone. She caused a big scene in front of everyone. My son is 21. FML
Friday 6 December 2013