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About mcknjack : Someone at the dog park with their poodle scowled at me and asked how much it costs to feed my 3 big dogs. I told him that I wasn't sure, but it definitely costs less than a home security system.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Friday 4 September 2015