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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 188
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (1944)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm - kids - by TimeForAHairCut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML


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On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML


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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by ohfantastic - United States (California)

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