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mcholl
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1972 (42 years)
  • Number of visits : 1570
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML

#19449963
186 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my dad found out that there is a free, 24 hour, 7 days a week religious channel. Now that's all he watches. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
85 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States



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