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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1972 (42 years)
  • Number of visits : 1609
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
252 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
103 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

#19478625
92 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
179 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
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On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
123 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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99 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
164 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
120 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
321 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
163 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

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122 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States



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