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Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by well then... - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)
Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 12:12am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)
Monday 17 June 2013
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