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mccoole727
  • Town/Country : IN
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mccoole727 : I love my boyfriend!(:

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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

#654050
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58203) - you deserved it (6390)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
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I agree, your life sucks (218833) - you deserved it (28163)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
243 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
53 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML

#108333
42 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
76 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)



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