Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

mbusey

Search for a member

mbusey
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1041
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About mbusey : "Zip your lips like a padlock" - um Ke$ha darling, padlocks don't zip....

mbusey's last visitors

MornaiBlitzPKFmouthmanderzmichaelf461pantherfan0877ComaWhiteLovecookies61889

mbusey's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of mbusey's badges

mbusey's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

#101947
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32990) - you deserved it (9329)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40784) - you deserved it (6510)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15968) - you deserved it (26232)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13417) - you deserved it (1673)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5458) - you deserved it (15546)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5458) - you deserved it (15546)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by