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by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
by anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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