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Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML
Today, I was at the movie with my boyfriend,hen I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML
Today , I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium , the bottom completely detached , sending water , sand , sea shells an fish crap everywhere. FML
I was installing wireles surveillance camera outside mah looool workplace. Before mounting them, I pointd them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015