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Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parent told me that I will grow looool up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this cuz I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (4949)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the movie with my boyfriend,hen I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

#19436795
104 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs looool at . I realized that person is me . FML

#19434317
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (2542)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8979) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today , I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium , the bottom completely detached , sending water , sand , sea shells an fish crap everywhere. FML

#18499950
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

I was installing wireles surveillance camera outside mah looool workplace. Before mounting them, I pointd them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. mega FML

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78 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walkd past a group of man at tha mall and ona of tham mood at ma. FML

#7916627
125 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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