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maz_irken
  • Town/Country : Mississippi, America
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  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About maz_irken : I love

•Invader Zim
•Doctor Who
•Star Trek
•Lexx
•The Saxophone

I use mobile, so don't message me :P

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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17974) - you deserved it (31071)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37778) - you deserved it (3571)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44872) - you deserved it (7757)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27429) - you deserved it (3820)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

#14140366
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14501) - you deserved it (29777)

On 12/09/2010 at 7:31am - intimacy - by NeverDrinkingAgain - Canada

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (8815)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
449 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

#8005282
112 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018
67 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

#5948720
79 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

#5885863
47 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:11pm - animals - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32157) - you deserved it (18793)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

#4421825
146 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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