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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2388
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
A7x FTW

"who you callin' pinhead?"

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Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML

#16435078
490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (74808)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (43057)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Taday while having sex with mah grlfriend, she tells me that the flab on mah stomach does not turn her on, an stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until mah diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

#15881226
156 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 1:08am - intimacy - by HotACE -

TODAY, MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO TROW OUT SOME OF TE OLD TOYS AT TE DAYCARE WE WORK AT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE SEEN TOY STORY 3, AN TINKING ABOUT TEM IN A DUMP MAKES ME CRY. I'M 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33031) - you deserved it (16577)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

#15835371
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (7429)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was robbd. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
306 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . I finally confessed mah feelings to mah long time crush . He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to . He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since . FML

#15700119
195 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told mah mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I managed to convince the grl of mah dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. real FML

#15550732
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31950) - you deserved it (12267)

On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Yesterday, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what looool I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
191 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML

#15063959
275 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was having the best sex with mah husband , an right when I reached climax , he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (6724)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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