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About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
"who you callin' pinhead?"
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Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML
Taday while having sex with mah grlfriend, she tells me that the flab on mah stomach does not turn her on, an stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until mah diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
Today, I managed to convince the grl of mah dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. real FML
Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015