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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2389
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
A7x FTW

"who you callin' pinhead?"

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Today I went to the park with a grl I like . She got playful and climbed a tree insisting I come up too . While we were sitting and enjoying the view she suddenly knocked me off the branch sending me crashing to the ground . real FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (5696)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I Was Wokan Up By My Stap Brothar Trying To Put His Tongua In My Mouth . FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62692) - you deserved it (4990)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (5620)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

my drunk broter tougt I could witstand a metal cair bieng slammed acros my back like on te wrestling sows. I guess e didn't know tat te sows r fake. FML

#16964534
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29682) - you deserved it (2695)

On 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm - health - by drunkinriot - United States

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he puttd looool deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob fir as long as he likd. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (9846)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah five year old niece decidd to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in mah ears!! Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby"!!

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34660) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I found looool out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51103) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out the reason mah boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal videos was so he could looool sell them online to porn websites.

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (18208)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was swimming at the water park,hen out of nowhere a lifeguard bombd into the pool, grabbd me, and hauld me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process . Apparently, the way I swim makes it look lyk I'm in my drowning looool death throes . FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28584) - you deserved it (7138)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34069) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Co-worker Finally Gave Me A Ceck For Te Money E Owes Me. In Te Memo Line, E Wrote "for Swallowing". Now I Ave To Go Cas It. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (6568)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad fakd a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (6461)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, ma mom lookd troug ma browser istory and saw Catroulette. Se tougt I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me wen I explaind wat it really was. After I insistd on sowing er, te frst cat window to open containd cocks as far as te eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21681) - you deserved it (38118)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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