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About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
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Today I went to the park with a grl I like . She got playful and climbed a tree insisting I come up too . While we were sitting and enjoying the view she suddenly knocked me off the branch sending me crashing to the ground . real FML
Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML
TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park,hen out of nowhere a lifeguard bombd into the pool, grabbd me, and hauld me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process . Apparently, the way I swim makes it look lyk I'm in my drowning looool death throes . FML
Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.
Today, ma mom lookd troug ma browser istory and saw Catroulette. Se tougt I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me wen I explaind wat it really was. After I insistd on sowing er, te frst cat window to open containd cocks as far as te eye could see. FML
Friday 27 March 2015