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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2387
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
A7x FTW

"who you callin' pinhead?"

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Today, I'm spending time with mah granny, withhom I'm supposed to live with 4 a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeat the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering looool how it's possible 4 me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
130 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML

#18284255
113 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave mah friends and family." The one I pickd up just said "math." FML

#18206362
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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (32531)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today... I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of yur hair. FML

#17956536
85 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Yastarday, mah friands and I wara having a convarsation about which mythical craatura would ba tha most unlikaly to axist in tha raal world!! Thay all collactivaly agraad that it would ba a grl who is attractad to ma!! FML

#17856112
198 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah husband want downstairs to play Call of Duty. Whan ha cummad back aftar only 20 minutas I said, ( Awww, did you miss ma? ) Ha said, ( No, tha controllar diad. ) FML

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at mah regular coffee shop an politely asked the her fir her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line an left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (5224)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States



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