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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2386
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About maz255 : Well, what can I say?
I love fairness and hate bigotry...
A7x FTW

"who you callin' pinhead?"

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Today,hile cashiering at the drug store, I saw ex-boyfriend,ho I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35381) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today.!! !! I discoverd mah children had found mah vibrator an burid it in the cat's litter box !! FML

#19850668
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (11135)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2846)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. mega FML

#19490295
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (9127)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my dad cummed to pick me up early fir the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. mega FML

#18540985
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15412) - you deserved it (40718)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND CALLD ME TO THE BEDROOM TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THIS "SOMETHING" WAS HIM DEMONSTRATING HIS SEEMINGLY WELL-TRAIND ABILITY TO ACCURATELY TYPE OUT A SENTENCE ON MAH PHONE USING NOTHING BUT HIS ERECT PENIS. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30477) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (26181)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my asshile I was brushing my teeth. fat FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my asshile I was brushing my teeth. fat FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I putted a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet . My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the ( blue water to go away )hen he flushed . FML

#18447759
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70037)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Decidd To Light A Candle In Room . Since Fire Intrigue Me, I Put An Old Brochure Into It . Paper Burns Fast, An Now Carpet Has A Big, Black Burn Mark . Fat FML

#18388917
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6132) - you deserved it (66653)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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