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Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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