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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 July 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML


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Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML


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On 12/26/2011 at 6:48am - intimacy - by Sally - Australia (New South Wales)

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