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maximilian13
  • Town/Country : Denver, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (5961)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (4957)

On 12/26/2011 at 6:48am - intimacy - by Sally - Australia (New South Wales)



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