About maxevansIXVII : My life sux
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Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States
Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)
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